All the things I am listing have happened to me recently:
1. Keep your feet out of the aisle. I walk there, a lot, and I usually have a heavy cart and will run you over. Also if I am in a hurry or not looking I will trip. I am fine asking you one, but seriously 6 times in like 10 minutes? please stop trying to break me.
2. You are a big boy (you know 40+) flush the damn toilet after you pee! It is gross for me to walk in there and the bowl is open with foamy pee just waiting for me to flush. Gross.
3. If you are at a bulkhead put your shit up. We say it enough over the intercom I shouldn't have to come over and have you bitch at me for it when I ask you to put it up.
4. Do not get up while we are on the ground moving! Especially if it is something dumb like you want a new seat. You had 30+ minutes to realize who you were sitting next to. You get no sympathy from me.
5. Do not get up when we have stated to remain seated and then proceded to very loudly say "I have the runs" god TMI.
6. Do not ask me where we are. I am not a gps, if you ask me I will say "In the air" "Over clouds" or "In a plane" I dont have time to call the captain and ask for a play by play of where we are. Download flight tracker and track it while in the air.
I cant think of any others right now but Im sure Part 2 isnt far behind.
